GAMMA-FUELED FRENZY BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready for a sight the maddest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's turned up the volume on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your ears. Those tiny lights are gonna be go wild faster than a speeding train. Hold onto your hats 'cause this is one show you won't wanna forget. Road trip, anyone? Prepare for blind